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		<title><![CDATA[Ski Trip]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Mr. Jacobson decided to take a week off from the pressures of the office and went skiing. Alas, no sooner did he reach the slopes than he heard an ominous rumbling: moments later a sheet of snow came crashing toward him.

Fortunately, Mr. Jacobson...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1176455</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/25/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Strange Lawyer]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked
the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone,
"Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer."

The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would
be confusing, for passersby would tend to ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-922455</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/25/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Going Out?]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[I was driving around and around a parking garage in search of
an available space. Nothing. Then I noticed a couple walking
ahead of me.

“Going out?” I called to them hopefully.

“No,” said the man. “Just friends.”
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-586760</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/25/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Eating a Quarter]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[“What should I do?” I pleaded over the phone.

My extremely laid-back vet answered calmly, “Swallowing a
quarter is nothing to worry about. But if he does it again
and a can of pop shoots out of his rear, give me a call.”
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-586748</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/25/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Beethoven]]></title>
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When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days 
later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some 
strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, 
the drunk ran and got the ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-46519</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/25/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Melania Trump Terrifies Staffers, Colman Domingo's Online Troll Deborah & How He Broke into Showbiz]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4259956</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/24/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Christopher Nolan talks about creating new film technology for The Odyssey]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4259955</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/24/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[How Supergirl Should Have Ended]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4259954</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/24/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Did a Secret "Stargate" in Iran Cause Trump's Endless War? Josh Johnson Finds Out | The Daily Show]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4259953</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/24/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Emma Watson and Dawn French face off | Comic Relief]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4259952</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/24/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Stuffed Pockets]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A small boy stunned his parents after church one Sunday when he began to empty his pockets of nickels, dimes and quarters.

Finally his mother asked the obvious question, "Where did you get all that money?"

"At Sunday school," the boy replied ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-216472</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/24/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Ethical Dilemma]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A lawyer charged a man $1,000 for legal services. The man paid him in cash with crisp new $100 bills. After the client left, the lawyer discovered that two bills had stuck together -- he'd been overpaid by $100. The ethical dilemma for the lawyer:...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-216467</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/24/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Third Biggest Lie]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ann Landers challenged her readers to come up with the world's third-biggest lie -- right after "The check is in the mail" and "I'm from the government and I'm here to help you." Here is a sampling from the thousands she received:

- "It's a good ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-216466</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/24/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Field Test]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[My father, an Army major, was conducting a field test when communications went dead. Immediately, he jumped into a jeep and ordered a sergeant to speed to the command station.

When my father and the sergeant ran in, the group cheered their ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-216465</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/24/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Bigger Turkey]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but 
couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do 
these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-45847</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/24/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Conan Becomes A Civil War Reenactor | CONAN on TBS]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4259032</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/23/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Seth Rogen on Getting High with Paul McCartney, Sexy Scene with Penélope Cruz & First Colonoscopy]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4259031</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/23/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Honest Trailers | Backrooms]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4259030</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/23/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Nightmare at 20,000 Feet - Saturday Night Live]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4259029</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/23/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Drew Brees Calls Sports "The Greatest Teacher," Discusses His Hall of Fame Induction | Tonight Show]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4259028</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Jul/23/2026</pubDate>
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