The Perfect Man

Jokes / September 08, 2025

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.

"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at ...Read More

New Commonplace Words

Jokes / September 08, 2025

Aquadextrous (adj.) Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.

Arachnoleptic Fit (n.) The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

Beelzebug...Read More

Interesting Emergency Calls

Jokes / September 08, 2025

Dispatcher: Nine-one-one
Caller: Hi, is this the police?
Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police assistance?
Caller: Well, I don't know who to call. Can you tell me how to cook a turkey? I've ...Read More

Honest Lawyer

Jokes / September 08, 2025

An investment counselor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, so she began interviewing young lawyers.

"As I'm sure you...Read More

Inheritance

Jokes / September 08, 2025

A man went to his lawyer and stated, "I would like to make a will but I don't know exactly how to go about it."

The lawyer said, "No problem, leave it all to me."

The man looked somewhat upset as he said, "Well, I knew ...Read More

Audrey Hepburn Makes Her First Appearance and Johnny Is Nervous | Carson Tonight Show

Jokes / September 07, 2025

Original Airdate: March 30th, 1976