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White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off

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Officials confirmed the White House’s Transgender Alert System was triggered this morning after infrared estrogen sensors in the West Wing detected a large spike in gender fluidity dangerously close to the Oval Office.

 


 

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A "Life and Career" coach met with a prospective client one morning and asked the client what he wanted to get out of their sessions.

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