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A Common Bum
A robust-looking gentleman ate a fine meal at an expensive restaurant and topped it off with some Napoleon brandy, then he summoned the headwaiter.
"Do you recall," he asked pleasantly, "how a year ago, I ate just such a repast here and then, because I couldn't pay for it, you had me thrown into the alley like a common bum?"
"I'm very sorry ...Read more
Ethical Dilemma
A lawyer charged a man $1,000 for legal services. The man paid him in cash with crisp new $100 bills. After the client left, the lawyer discovered that two bills had stuck together -- he'd been overpaid by $100. The ethical dilemma for the lawyer:
Should he tell his partner?
Honest Trailers | The Fantastic Four (1994)
Is it too much of a stretch to make an Honest Trailer for Roger Corman's The Fantastic Four (1994) this week? Before Marvel ruled the box office, before Chris Evans torched Johnny Storm, before Josh Trank clobbered his hotel room...there was whatever this is!
A Coldplay Song Might Cheer Up Stephen's Audience (feat. Weird Al Yankovic And Lin-Manuel Miranda)
Stephen's audience is bummed out about The Late Show being cancelled so he calls in some famous friends for help. Coldplay's "Viva La Vida" never sounded so good! Special thanks to Anderson Cooper, Andy Cohen, Seth Meyers, Jimmy Fallon, Jon Stewart, John Oliver, Adam Sandler, Christopher McDonald, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, Weird Al Yankovic ...Read more
Dr. Patrick Soon-Shiong - “Truth and Trust” in Cancer Research & Journalism | The Daily Show
Chairman of the Los Angeles Times and of ImmunityBio, Dr. Patrick Soon-Shiong sits down with Jon Stewart to share how his groundbreaking work in cancer research and his surprising purchase of the Los Angeles Times in 2018 are both part of his vision to heal the country and give everyone an opportunity at the American dream. He offers a ...Read more
Beth Behrs Accidentally Grabbed Kat Dennings' Boob | CONAN on TBS
CONAN Highlight: Beth was in the middle of dissing "DuckTales" when she accidentally got to second base with Kat.
"Who's On First?": The Sequel (w/ Jimmy Fallon, Billy Crystal & Jerry Seinfeld)
Fallon, Crystal, and Seinfeld revisit Abbott & Costello's classic "Who's On First?" routine, where we finally get to meet the team's first-baseman "Who," second-baseman "What," and third-baseman "I Don't Know."
Smart Mom
A mother was walking with her four year old daughter one day when the daughter picked up something off the ground and started to put it into her mouth. The mother stopped her and said she shouldn't do that.
"Why," asked the little girl.
"Because it’s dirty. It's been on the ground. You don't know where it's been. It probably has germs."
The...Read more
Amish Humor
Sign behind an Amish carriage:
"Energy efficient vehicle. Runs on grass and oats. CAUTION: Avoid exhaust!"
Cop's Toilet
Did you hear that someone broke into our local police station and stole the toilet?
Right now the cops have nothing to go on.
Perfect pt. 2
... continued from above
Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.
Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the ...Read more
Cheeky monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car.
The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk."
The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down. "You can ...Read more
Arnold Schwarzenegger Finds Out Linda Hamilton Didn't Want To Work With Him | The Graham Norton Show
Before Terminator 1, Linda Hamilton talks about how she was hesitant to work with 'The Austrian Oak', Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Stephen Colbert Roasts The President | David Letterman
Stephen talks about hosting the White House Correspondents' Dinner in Washington D.C. (From "Late Show," air date: 6/14/06)
David Corenswet and Rachel Brosnahan Talk Superman, Krypto’s Creation and Breaking Travel Curses
David Corenswet and Rachel Brosnahan talk about Superman being the number one movie in the world, James Gunn acting out Krypto’s parts and Rachel almost missing her flight to audition for her role as Lois Lane.
Jurassic Park but with a Cat
A Parody of Jurassic Park (1993) starring OwlKitty
Ambiguously Gay Duo: Fortress of Privacy - Saturday Night Live
Ambiguously Gay Duo: Fortress of Privacy - Saturday Night Live
Mike Tyson Attacks Norm Macdonald
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